Thursday, September 29, 2011

So Long Summer Sugar, I Hardly Knew Ya


The shelves have been filled with Halloween candy for weeks. I consumed my annual bag of Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses over a month ago. So naturally, it’s time for my Summer Seasonal Candy Review. I’ll keep it short, which is easy considering the total desert that was this year’s Summer Candy scene.  

The folks at Tootsie continue to impress, they seem to have a new specialty version of Dots or Tootsie Pop at least each month. This summer they introduced three Sour Slices Dots varieties: Grapefruit, Peach and Watermelon.  I’m a fan of regular Sour Dots, they have a great texture, sour factor and flavors. I was surprised to see a mainstream Grapefruit candy, so they earned bonus points for trying but its flavor was pretty tame and somewhat forgettable. The Peach Dots were good, but I found myself wanting Haribo Gummy Peaches instead. I didn’t pick up the Watermelon Dots due to a flavor aversion. 


Despite the lack of competition, Tootsie won the prize for most Patriotic candy with their 4th of July inspired Tootsie Pops. The red, white and blue assortment included standard favorite Cherry along side new comers Strawberry-Vanilla and Blue Raspberry. The Blue-Raspberry was ok and certainly stained my mouth blue. I really wanted the Strawberry-Vanilla to rock but neither flavor was potent enough, I would love to try it with a vanilla Tootsie center. With all of the flavors of Frooties and with Tootsie’s adventurous roll out of new flavors I really hope Tootsie is working on some new combinations, oh the fun we could have. Be on the look out for the new Pop flavors (Green Apple, Pomegranate and Banana) which are being introduced via an interesting rotating strategy then vote for your favorite new flavor. 

When I wasn’t earning my Clean Stick Award this Summer, I was busy eating licorice. Twizzlers were on sale everywhere I turned plus they introduced three new products. The super fun Extra Long Strawberry Twizzlers hit the novelty mark, they were twice the length of a typical Twizzler. If you’re in the market for this extra long licorice I ran across some earlier this week at a Shopko. Also introduced this summer were Super Long Cherry Nibs, these are awesome! They are basically Nibs that haven’t been cut but having the additional substance really improves the Nib experience. If you like cherry Nibs you must seek these out, Target had them earlier today and instead of being marked as a Limited Edition they were marked as a New product, hopefully they are here to stay. A limited edition Grape Pull 'n' Peel was also around this summer, it was pretty nasty and not a good companion to the Cherry Pull 'n' Peel. It smelled like Grape Hubba Bubba but only offered a mild grape flavor with an odd after taste.

I’m disappointed to share that although we are approaching the holiday when people buy candy just to give it away, the Halloween candy I’ve seen this year is lack luster at best. Very few new product offerings and most are just pretending to be seasonal by changing the color of their packaging. I did see a Russell Stover Buzzard Egg but come on where is the creativity everybody? Hopefully this is just a momentary glitch in the sugar stream.

There is a fantastic Limited Edition candy on the market right now that you’ll want to get your hands on. The folks at Tootsie have knocked it out of the park with their Caramel Tootsie Pops, seriously yummy. Get yourself a bag before they’re gone and see if you can earn your Clean Stick Award too.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Caterpillars have no shame

Oh crap. I gave myself another blog deadline and here it is smacking me in my face. Bear with me, I’m not sure where this one’s headed.

Yipes the day I found him (8/28)
Here’s something fun, I have two pet caterpillars. I must say, caterpillars are very amazing pets to enjoy. I strongly urge you to be on the lookout for your very own pet caterpillar. I found my first one while inspecting a red milkweed plant in my garden. I planted it last year in hopes of attracting monarch caterpillars so what a joy to discover my new friend – if you plant it they will come! 

It took me a couple of days to name him, I was inspired by his stripes so I named him Yipes, after the Fruit Striped Gum zebra mascot.Yipes! Stripes! Fruit Striped Gum! Yes, sugar is in my DNA.

Yipes on 8/29 just about to eat his skin
I’ve enjoyed every detail about Yipes’ life. Living to eat seems like a pretty lovely life. Except for the somewhat too ‘icky’ nature moment that I had when I realized that Yipes was eating the skin he had just shed.Yeah, that was kinda harsh. Logical, but hhharsh. I managed to capture another one of Yipes’ finer moments on video. Let’s just say that he really has no shame.




About to perform his magic trick
Go Pack Go! Yipes in his chrysalis on 9/3

Yipes will emerge in the next few days, he’s still solid green with beautiful gold accent marks – an homage to the Packers I’m sure.  By the way, tonight I learned that blogging and watching football is awesome.

Harriet on 9/4
I found my second caterpillar, Harriet, while picking raspberries on September 4th. She is a Yellow Woolybear and will become a Virginian Tiger Moth. If she doesn't make her cocoon in the next day or so I’m letting her go. Since we first met I’ve learned a lot about her and it might be best for her to be in the wild right now. Turns out many moths over winter outside, hibernating in their silk spun cocoons. How's that for impressive and crazy cool?

You’re probably thinking ‘All of this nature talk is great but what about the sugar scene?’ Well, much to the thrill of my 12 year old boy gutter brain, I have great sugar news to report. Certainly the hottest news in sugar things is that Ben & Jerry’s has confirmed they’re making “Schweddy Balls” ice cream.  So, there ya have it. Skin eating caterpillars, poop, and Schweddy Balls.